Thursday, May 24, 2007

Of all the STUPID, DISGRACEFUL shit I've seen while doing what I do...

...this REALLY ranks WAY up there.

If you live in Wichita, duck because here it comes, both barrels

Recently, the Wichita Police Department decided to honor themselves with commemorative coins for their dilligence. 30 plus years worth in fact, in capturing Dennis Rader, the BTK serial killer. They spent between five and six thousand dollars of TAXPAYER monies to reward some 1200 people who helped catch Rader. Of course it helped that the serial killer drew a map to his house practically but why should THAT fact stop the Wichita PD from showering themselves in glory much like the now infamous 'Saturday Morning Awards Ceremony' on February 26, 2004 with emcee Police Chief Norman Williams.

I mean you bungled the case for 30 years, why stop at coins? You should ALL receive homes plated in GOLD so EVERYONE in Sedgwick County knows YOU were involved. Maybe gold inlayed swimming pools would be a proper use of taxpayer money. You could make a tiled gold bottom outlining the WPD logo. Maybe jeweled roofing for your homes would show residents of Wichita YOU were involved.

Oh, I'm sorry, did you suffer an awful lot trying to catch him? Did your lives change drastically while hunting him? Then get a few thousand more coins made for the residents who had to run inside and check their phone lines each night, the residents who would stay up all night with guns and freaking out at any little noise or disturbance.

Where does this end? When do you STOP honoring yourselves for what MANY people consider to be SHODDY police work?

Here now are images of the coins they are rewarding themselves with (the backs come complete with the names of BTK's victims):






Might I suggest a DIFFERENT coin design?

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Monday, April 16, 2007

Trust me on this, those fake Virginia Tech bomb threats...

From late last week, are going to come back to the shooter. I've been saying this ALL DAY when I heard Virginia Tech had two fake bomb threats late last week and three in the last month. I said that was the shooter looking to see how long it would take police to respond, how many showed up, what routes they took and how he could safely get BACK across campus to kill without arousing suspicion.

Trust old Witch King on this, in a few days I'll be proven right...

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Thursday, April 05, 2007

When you get to mix TWO passions, life is GOOD

You know my first, the fact you're here tells me you know the pleasure I get out of hunting filth. BUT, what if one could mix one of his absolute favorite musical artists into the blog? Well they'd have to write a song pertaining to this sad topic. They'd have to write an AMAZINGLY GREAT song on this sad topic.

They'd have to be Neko Case and the song would have to be "Deep Red Bells" a song the Tacoma native wrote about the Green River killings

Link to the YouTube video first, lyrics next.

There are not many better songs that this PERIOD but don't take it from me, overheard outside the women's bathroom at the Neko Case concert at the Beachland Ballroom in Cleveland on April 1st:

"Hurry up bitches, if she starts playing Deep Red Bells I'm running out there with no pants on".

Yeah, THAT good.

Deep Red Bells

He led you to this hiding place
His lightening threats spun silver tongues
The red bells beckon you to ride
A handprint on the driver's side
It looks a lot like engine oil and tastes like being poor and small
And Popsicles in the summer

Deep red bells, deep as I've been done
Deep red bells, deep as I've been done

It always has to come this
Red bells ring this tragic gun
Lost sight of the overpass
The daylight won't remember her
When speckled fronds raise round your bones
Who took the time to fold your clothes
Who shook the Valley of the Shadow

Deep red bells, deep as I've been done
Deep red bells, deep as I've been done

Where does this mean world cast its cold eye
Who's left to suffer long about you
Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag
Past empty lots and early graves
Those like you who lost their way
Murdered on the interstate
While the red bells rang like thunder

Deep red bells, deep as I've been done
Deep red bells, deep as I've been done
Deep red bells, deep as I've been done

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