See if you can follow along to this logic

Perhaps credit in an Eastern Michigan course is possible if you can properly follow along with what Director of Campus Police Cindy Hall told the EMU student paper, The Eastern Echo:

"I would not jeopardize the safety of students, faculty or anyone around campus by withholding information," Hall said. "Any information was withheld to protect the integrity of the case."

OK, class so let's break that thinking down.

"I would not jeopardize the safety of students, faculty or anyone around campus by withholding information"

OK, but Cindy, you DID withhold information. How dare you tell someone to their face you wouldn't withhold information AFTER having withheld information.

"Any information was withheld to protect the integrity of the case."

OK, Cindy, but you just got done saying you WOULDN'T withhold info. It is HERE (and unlike John Fallon, EMU President I UNDERSTAND Cindy's thinking here) you make a CHOICE, public safety through awareness vs. the old bogeyman, 'intergrity of the case'. You are in charge of Campus Police which, most likely mean you could give two shits what ANY of us think about this. You have to do what's right by EMU police. John Fallon however DOES NOT fall under these auspices. He DOES NOT work for Campus Police.

Now Cindy, while your comments are maddening and border on doublespeak, you did what you felt you needed to do. You have a long reputation of the EMU police to uphold going back to the John Norman Collins cases in Ypsilanti that the EMU Campus Police BUTCHERED alongside the Ann Arbor PD. So you just be happy I'm not giving you the Fallon treatment. Next time, simply decline interviews Cindy, or have a professional spokesperson handle media requests, lest you come off as not too sure of yourself.

Mr Fallon, we're STILL waiting for your resignation. Do the right thing.

Resign.